| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. 11:07 - Jan 18 with 4243 views | Snipper |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:33 - Jan 18 with 4106 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
I get this is just a joke, but however we look at it Dykes is our top scorer. I reckon he’ll get between 10-15 this season.
I think the pisstaking needs to end for now and perhaps some more getting behind him. This sort of stuff gets back to players I’m told. |  | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:37 - Jan 18 with 4074 views | Paddyhoops |
Dear o dear. |  | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:38 - Jan 18 with 4062 views | PhilmyRs |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:33 - Jan 18 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I get this is just a joke, but however we look at it Dykes is our top scorer. I reckon he’ll get between 10-15 this season.
I think the pisstaking needs to end for now and perhaps some more getting behind him. This sort of stuff gets back to players I’m told. |
Not the harshest joke in the world though was it? If Dykes gets between 10-15 goals this season we'll stay up, so really hope you're right there. | | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:48 - Jan 18 with 4019 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:33 - Jan 18 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I get this is just a joke, but however we look at it Dykes is our top scorer. I reckon he’ll get between 10-15 this season.
I think the pisstaking needs to end for now and perhaps some more getting behind him. This sort of stuff gets back to players I’m told. |
If he gets 15 I'll don antlers myself and allow myself to be chased around the park while you shout FENTON |  |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:49 - Jan 18 with 4010 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:38 - Jan 18 by PhilmyRs |
Not the harshest joke in the world though was it? If Dykes gets between 10-15 goals this season we'll stay up, so really hope you're right there. |
No of course not, I’m just riffing. I’ve certainly thought harsher things in my head.
Just a comment in general really. | | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:54 - Jan 18 with 3985 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:48 - Jan 18 by Antti_Heinola |
If he gets 15 I'll don antlers myself and allow myself to be chased around the park while you shout FENTON |
Lifting content from my erotic novels again I see.
I’m going to cherry pick some stats here but currently on a 3 in 3 run. It’s only a glimmer of hope but I’ll take it. [Post edited 18 Jan 2024 11:55]
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 12:38 - Jan 18 with 3872 views | ParkRoyalR |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:48 - Jan 18 by Antti_Heinola |
If he gets 15 I'll don antlers myself and allow myself to be chased around the park while you shout FENTON |
Goals wise, given he has end-product, Willock is our stand-out with 3 goals, 60% shot accuracy and 1 goal per 343 mins played, which makes for an interesting comparison to:
Dykes: 5 goals, 45% shot accuracy & a goal every 380 minutes played
Armstrong: 2 goals, 69% shot accuracy, a goal every 612 minute splayed
Smyth: 2 goals, 36% shot accuracy & a goal every 789 minutes played
Chair: 2 goals, 50% shot accuracy & a goal 1,064 minutes played
With Armstrong & Smyth now stepping up, we need Dykes to go on some form of scoring run and we need to work out how Chair is more effective for the team in the final third given his stats above, as Andrew's article pointed out, our achilles is turning possession into goals in the final third, and this is where we need to give Chair a free role. | | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:15 - Jan 18 with 3705 views | MrSheen |
Strikers with antlers...
Moosa Dembele
Garybou Lineker
Jonny Elkstrom |  | | |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:27 - Jan 18 with 3666 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:15 - Jan 18 by MrSheen |
Strikers with antlers...
Moosa Dembele
Garybou Lineker
Jonny Elkstrom |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:30 - Jan 18 with 3658 views | R_from_afar |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 12:38 - Jan 18 by ParkRoyalR |
Goals wise, given he has end-product, Willock is our stand-out with 3 goals, 60% shot accuracy and 1 goal per 343 mins played, which makes for an interesting comparison to:
Dykes: 5 goals, 45% shot accuracy & a goal every 380 minutes played
Armstrong: 2 goals, 69% shot accuracy, a goal every 612 minute splayed
Smyth: 2 goals, 36% shot accuracy & a goal every 789 minutes played
Chair: 2 goals, 50% shot accuracy & a goal 1,064 minutes played
With Armstrong & Smyth now stepping up, we need Dykes to go on some form of scoring run and we need to work out how Chair is more effective for the team in the final third given his stats above, as Andrew's article pointed out, our achilles is turning possession into goals in the final third, and this is where we need to give Chair a free role. |
Thanks for the stats but to be honest, they are an indictment of our attack minded players.
27 games into the season and the five of them have a miserable 14 between them. Shocking. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:32 - Jan 18 with 3653 views | R_from_afar |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:15 - Jan 18 by MrSheen |
Strikers with antlers...
Moosa Dembele
Garybou Lineker
Jonny Elkstrom |
David Roe-castle (RIP) in midfield... | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:51 - Jan 18 with 3592 views | DannyPaddox |
Christopher Samba was our most deer player. Patrick Stag-eymang not so. |  | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:57 - Jan 18 with 3580 views | PlanetHonneywood |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:32 - Jan 18 by R_from_afar |
David Roe-castle (RIP) in midfield... |
With Stephane Mbambia alongside, what could go wrong? |  |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 15:00 - Jan 18 with 3566 views | Boston |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 14:32 - Jan 18 by R_from_afar |
David Roe-castle (RIP) in midfield... |
David Doe-castle, Shirley? | |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 15:01 - Jan 18 with 3562 views | RamseyR |
Stag Bowles |  | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 15:02 - Jan 18 with 3554 views | Boston |
Not one 'me so horny' yet. | |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 15:42 - Jan 18 with 3472 views | kensalriser |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:48 - Jan 18 by Antti_Heinola |
If he gets 15 I'll don antlers myself and allow myself to be chased around the park while you shout FENTON |
A tenner to the Tiger Cubs from me on seeing the verified video of that. |  |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 17:45 - Jan 18 with 3336 views | bosh67 |
Is it Barry Venison? |  |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 17:47 - Jan 18 with 3328 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 11:54 - Jan 18 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Lifting content from my erotic novels again I see.
I’m going to cherry pick some stats here but currently on a 3 in 3 run. It’s only a glimmer of hope but I’ll take it. [Post edited 18 Jan 2024 11:55]
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 19:28 - Jan 18 with 3179 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 17:47 - Jan 18 by Antti_Heinola |
Have you been a couple of days into the future? |
You’ll be sweating if he got a hat trick tomorrow! | | | |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 20:46 - Jan 18 with 3097 views | Antti_Heinola |
| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 19:28 - Jan 18 by BazzaInTheLoft |
You’ll be sweating if he got a hat trick tomorrow! |
Oh god is that in your book too? | |
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| Give Lyndon Dykes some antlers asap. on 21:06 - Jan 18 with 3050 views | PunteR |
Ainsworth tried hoofball. |  |
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