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Death Clock 10:54 - Sep 19 with 10815 viewsJAPRANGERS

How long do you have left?

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I have until 82. Thought I might be given a tad longer than that.😳

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Death Clock on 11:13 - Sep 19 with 8438 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Q10: Are you a QPR manager?
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Death Clock on 11:23 - Sep 19 with 8387 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Telling you now, Friday 31st August 2063 is going to be one hell of a coke snorting and champagne guzzling filled day with seriously debauched top-notch totty performing!!

Come on Rangers, 38 (thirty eight) years to win something huge for Heidi, Chantelle, Sophia, Ginglong, Karla and me to watch on loop!

Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Death Clock on 11:55 - Sep 19 with 8268 viewsWokingR

Well this is cheery
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Death Clock on 12:00 - Sep 19 with 8253 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Christ on a bike, according to this I'm going to live until I'm 105!
That's 56 more years of being in a permanent state of disappointment with QPR. I'm taking up smoking.

Poll: How is Nourry cooking so far ? 🤣

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Death Clock on 12:06 - Sep 19 with 8216 viewsThird_Division_South

Four years left for me, or two and a half QPR managers
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Death Clock on 12:12 - Sep 19 with 8190 viewsstowmarketrange

You lucky b@stards.17th July 2027 for me,and it says I’m going to die of HIV or aids.I’d better start visiting some hookers on these away trips then.
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Death Clock on 12:17 - Sep 19 with 8174 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Death Clock on 12:12 - Sep 19 by stowmarketrange

You lucky b@stards.17th July 2027 for me,and it says I’m going to die of HIV or aids.I’d better start visiting some hookers on these away trips then.


'start'
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Death Clock on 12:18 - Sep 19 with 8164 viewsstowmarketrange

Death Clock on 12:17 - Sep 19 by BazzaInTheLoft

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Ok then,increase.
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Death Clock on 12:25 - Sep 19 with 8111 viewsDavieQPR

According to that I died 3 years ago.
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Death Clock on 12:25 - Sep 19 with 8117 viewsOldPedro

8 years for me - glad I retired a couple of months ago

Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man

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Death Clock on 12:29 - Sep 19 with 8088 viewsOldPedro

I just tried answering a couple of questions differently to slightly reduce my BMI and improve my diet rating - managed to get it up to 21 years!!
[Post edited 19 Sep 2025 12:30]

Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man

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Death Clock on 12:34 - Sep 19 with 8032 viewsAndybrat

95 for me, I’ll take that we must reach the5th round of the FA Cup by then and CN will own the club ( you watch)
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Death Clock on 12:38 - Sep 19 with 8017 viewsDorse

According to this, I'll be dead by the time I'm 56.

Probably shouldn't have said I was a suicidal, non-exercising alcoholic who weighs 240 kilos and lives in Uganda.
[Post edited 19 Sep 2025 12:40]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Death Clock on 12:54 - Sep 19 with 7968 viewsNorthernr

I’ve probably got one more of those Coventry A weekends in me, but no more.
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Death Clock on 13:03 - Sep 19 with 7924 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Those Upper Loft Balti pies have knocked a good decade out of me I reckon.
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Death Clock on 13:37 - Sep 19 with 7772 viewsPinnerR

Sunday 16th September 2029 and the game's up for me, aged 79 years, 1 month, 7 days.

I'd better get down the pub quickly.
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Death Clock on 13:55 - Sep 19 with 7697 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Death Clock on 12:25 - Sep 19 by OldPedro

8 years for me - glad I retired a couple of months ago


Might want to think about changing your nom de plume amigo.

Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Death Clock on 14:04 - Sep 19 with 7659 viewsbosh67

I'm 58 now and the death clock, given my data says I'll be 96 and 4 months when I go. F*ck, I can't afford to live remotely that long!

Never knowingly right.
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Death Clock on 14:06 - Sep 19 with 7648 viewsstrikerace

It says I am already dead
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Death Clock on 14:07 - Sep 19 with 7640 viewsLblock

Only four and a half years left for me.

May they pass joyfully

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Death Clock on 14:24 - Sep 19 with 7588 viewsHunterhoop

I got 64, 69, and 84 with various tweaks to my answers. Not the spread I was looking for!
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Death Clock on 14:25 - Sep 19 with 7583 viewsscot1963

I stopped weighing myself a long time ago - as long as I fit in my clothes I'm happy I'm keeping it steady(ish) so a bit of guess work involved (possibly giving myself the benefit of the doubt ) and I've got till I'm about 74/75
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Death Clock on 14:29 - Sep 19 with 7571 viewsDWQPR

Death Clock on 14:04 - Sep 19 by bosh67

I'm 58 now and the death clock, given my data says I'll be 96 and 4 months when I go. F*ck, I can't afford to live remotely that long!


Bastárd!!!! I’m turning my toes at 95 years 10 months and 15 days. 10th March 2062. Better start arranging the funeral now I suppose! Anyone want the remaining games on my season ticket for the 61/62 season? Leg room is still cramped!

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Death Clock on 15:03 - Sep 19 with 7442 viewsBoston

Blimey, I'd better get a move on.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Death Clock on 15:10 - Sep 19 with 7413 viewsBoston

Saturday, September 26th 2065.

Bit annoying that, what if it's the morning and I have a match ticket.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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