| Sayings That Make No Sense 10:50 - Apr 21 with 7913 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
'Believe you me'
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 20:59 - Apr 21 with 2095 views | RangersDave3 |
Don’t worry, we’ll score in a minute |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 21:42 - Apr 21 with 2015 views | GroveR |
"It's always in the last place you look"
Well actually, I found it 15 minutes ago but just fancied tearing the house apart like a sweaty ball of tourettes for the fùck of it. |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 21:58 - Apr 21 with 1999 views | Gus_iom |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 10:58 - Apr 21 by GaryBannister86 |
Cheap at half the price = well isn't everything? |
Zan Celar wouldn't be. | |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 22:14 - Apr 21 with 1976 views | Myke |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 21:42 - Apr 21 by GroveR |
"It's always in the last place you look"
Well actually, I found it 15 minutes ago but just fancied tearing the house apart like a sweaty ball of tourettes for the fùck of it. |
Always find this one amusing and people say it so seriously. Like ovs it’s the last place as you immediately stop looking once you find it.
We have one in Ireland, not sure if it’s used elsewhere. If something is a real bargain, it cost ‘half nothing’ | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 23:28 - Apr 21 with 1923 views | kensalriser |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 19:29 - Apr 21 by Dorse |
'Flat track bully' comes from county cricket, where a batter is world class on a flat, dead pitch but gets the shits when facing good bowling on a lively pitch.
Good example: Graham Hick - County average was astronomical but couldn't reproduce it consistently at Test level. |
So what's the excuse for using it in relation to football?
Even then it's an asinine phrase. I mean, who would have thought it might be harder to perform well in more challenging conditions? No shit!
You can try it yourself at home. Roll a piece of paper into a ball and put a large bin two feet in front of you. Throw it the bin. Easy, eh? Now get a smaller bin, move it to the far side of the room, tilt it away from you, put on someone else's prescription specs and then try to get the paper ball in the bin while someone jumps up and down in front of you shouting sexual insults. No? You're just a flat track bully. |  |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 00:01 - Apr 22 with 1883 views | MrSheen |
“That takes the biscuit.”
Which biscuit? From whom? |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 00:52 - Apr 22 with 1848 views | numptydumpty |
Its a funny old game
No it isnt , its f***ing annoying !!!@@ |  |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 00:59 - Apr 22 with 1832 views | Boston |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 19:13 - Apr 21 by PlanetHonneywood |
Honest Indian.
Implying that despite a populous of over 1.4 billion people, there's only one person in the whole of the sub-continent that will actually tell you the truth! |
GERONIMO! | |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 05:30 - Apr 22 with 1803 views | Spaceman_P |
What the heck |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 06:50 - Apr 22 with 1743 views | GroveR |
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"
Unless of course you're a Trojan and your city is burning down around you. | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 15:26 - Apr 23 with 1603 views | DraytonR |
I haven't got a pot to piss in
Even though I know the origins of this saying ; even on my most financially embarrassing state , I can always find a pot . |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 15:45 - Apr 23 with 1588 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 23:28 - Apr 21 by kensalriser |
So what's the excuse for using it in relation to football?
Even then it's an asinine phrase. I mean, who would have thought it might be harder to perform well in more challenging conditions? No shit!
You can try it yourself at home. Roll a piece of paper into a ball and put a large bin two feet in front of you. Throw it the bin. Easy, eh? Now get a smaller bin, move it to the far side of the room, tilt it away from you, put on someone else's prescription specs and then try to get the paper ball in the bin while someone jumps up and down in front of you shouting sexual insults. No? You're just a flat track bully. |
What I definitely don't get is it's reference to England.
Usually in relation to bashing Southgate's winning streaks or Harry Kane's goals as if all the big nations and world class strikers don't play exactly the same teams, and in a lot of cases do worse. [Post edited 23 Apr 15:53]
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 16:13 - Apr 23 with 1558 views | TwoHalves |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 00:52 - Apr 22 by numptydumpty |
Its a funny old game
No it isnt , its f***ing annoying !!!@@ |
I remember ‘Henry’ Mancini emerging from the tunnel wearing one of his wife’s wigs once (final game of the 1973/4 season?). That was funny. | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 16:44 - Apr 23 with 1515 views | LongsufferingR |
This is the draw for the FA Cup 4th round |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 17:06 - Apr 23 with 1494 views | Rsole |
You won’t win anything with kids….. |  |
| Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 19:22 - Apr 23 with 1432 views | R_from_afar |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 18:13 - Apr 21 by loftboy |
Well I’d be a monkeys uncle. |
"Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs".
Huh?  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 22:52 - Apr 23 with 1368 views | numptydumpty |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 19:22 - Apr 23 by R_from_afar |
"Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs".
Huh? |
Yes and my bum's gold plated... | |
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| Sayings That Make No Sense on 00:47 - Apr 24 with 1290 views | W9R |
"finished with aplomb"
A word you will never hear outside of an MOTD commentary. | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 01:22 - Apr 24 with 1279 views | SydneyRs |
"can we dig down?" | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 13:20 - Apr 24 with 1165 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
One for Brian this.
Corkman at work on the workphone with someone.
Me: Who was that Sean?
Sean: Himself
Despite zero information I always knew who he meant. | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 17:13 - Apr 24 with 1084 views | colinallcars |
“You ain't got the bleedin' brains you were born with” |  | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 11:46 - Apr 25 with 956 views | lightwaterhoop |
Pissed as a newt.Never made sense to me are newts known as heavy drinkers? | | | |
| Sayings That Make No Sense on 12:11 - Apr 25 with 925 views | Superhoops2808 |
Dont look at me in that tone of voice |  | | |
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