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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW 09:03 - Sep 13 with 12597 viewsWokingR

There's 3 I use that make me laugh and think of this site every time.

1. On the morning of the play off final, someone had posted how nervous he was and that he'd been to the loo 3 times already.
The instant response to this, "Top triple shitting Mickey"
Got to use this this morning as my very nervous daughter left for her 1st ever day at work.

2. "Thicker than Pavarotti's shit on boxing day"

3. And finally, Toboboly gave me "Spiderman" in reference to decorating a ladies face like a plasterers bucket.

Thank you all.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 with 3204 viewsted_hendrix

Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:42 - Sep 13 with 3167 viewsSuperhoop83

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 by ted_hendrix

Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them.


Especially the ones involving the brother-in-law who supports West Ham.

Suffering since 1978.

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:44 - Sep 13 with 3161 viewsslmrstid

"Absolute brass fanny of it"

And...

"Get in the fkn sea"

Have become faves here 👌
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:40 - Sep 13 with 3092 viewsessextaxiboy

Thunderbastard ..a rather hard shot ..
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:30 - Sep 13 with 3032 viewsGloryHunter

"Runs like a removal man carrying a fridge"
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:56 - Sep 13 with 3001 viewskensalriser

Happy clappers is my favourite but that's because I coined it and I don't have much to be egotistical about.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 23:13 - Sep 13 with 2892 viewsLoftgirl

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:56 - Sep 13 by Esox_Lucius

No it is a pop up book.


Are the pages stuck together?
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 23:26 - Sep 13 with 2876 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Hugilled.

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 20:55 - Sep 14 with 2750 viewsDorse

Boils my piss (Norf)
Bummed in the gob (Bluce)
Roughcut twiglets (Disco from a harrowing Robert Dyas montage)

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 22:05 - Sep 14 with 2689 viewsplasmahoop

Not really a favourite, but one I remember was something along the lines of, would rather give John Prescott a rim job after an afternoons gardening in 35 degree heat.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 03:38 - Sep 15 with 2647 viewsB_Wad

Sporting Huddersfield
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 06:48 - Sep 15 with 2600 viewsGroveR

Leaders of the Justice League.
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:56 - Sep 15 with 2513 viewsPinnerPaul

"Scenes"
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:02 - Sep 15 with 2503 viewsMick_S

Sorry for messing up your Monday morning, but it’s Keith.( sort of like that).

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:20 - Sep 15 with 2482 viewsDiscodroids

Brighton hoops Saturday night knee trembler 'remember to garrotte Nazi's in the name of good grammar' was a stand out choice cut for me.

Can't remember the name of the bloke that used to stalk me on here like john wayne gacey on the mooch for hairless puckered arseholes to violate in his basemement, but ' fascist fistfuc ker of north chingford' had me chuckling for weeks. It Still does, even though i moved to Leigh on sea years ago.
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'Mecca Archer!.. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment!'

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:25 - Sep 15 with 2473 viewsDiscodroids

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 by ted_hendrix

Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them.


Cheers Ted, The key is to only post on LFW after 4 pints of German Pislner.

'Mecca Archer!.. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment!'

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:22 - Sep 15 with 2404 viewsDorse

'Are you the ambulance?' (Toboboly)
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 22:43 - Sep 15 with 2329 viewsHooping_Mad

Cock-Womble.

Not sure if I picked it up here on somewhere else...

Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society
Poll: What's the next move?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 07:56 - Sep 16 with 2245 viewsenfieldargh

Preston Knob End always creases me up.

I did complain to the LFW hierarchy as for some reason earlier this season Preston North End was coined. I didn't know what or who were being referred to.

fortunately my complaint did not fall on deaf ears and I now have a knob end back to enjoy in the previews.

I always look forward to know what teams begin with the letter B.

Really hoping Brighton, Brentford & Burnley get relegated and that Bolton & Burton get promoted. This league will then be a load of B's

captains fantastic
Poll: Jimmy Dunne Will he stay or will he go

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 08:29 - Sep 16 with 2232 viewsMetallica_Hoop

'Hedgepig' (ginger or not)

I'm pretty sure I'd not heard that before reading it on here, now I use it all the time.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:06 - Sep 16 with 2186 viewsMick_S

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:22 - Sep 15 by Dorse

'Are you the ambulance?' (Toboboly)
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Magnificent.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 08:57 - Sep 18 with 2020 viewsDiscodroids

Wat Tyler.

'Mecca Archer!.. There'll be no more talk of Mecca in this establishment!'

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 13:55 - Nov 3 with 1780 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

‘Cock-block’

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 14:01 - Nov 3 with 1764 viewsRs_Holy

Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 15:04 - Sep 13 by dmm

I'm pretty sure Spackman was first used on the old .org but no doubt someone will tell me this post is a Spackman


yep it was! However I love the way we still use it 20 odd years later ... Lets hope our children and our childrens children carry on this great QPR tradition

edit - It may actually be the 20 year anniversary of the Spackman today? It was created about a week after Nigel Spackman was sacked by Barnsley...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/h
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Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 14:12 - Nov 3 with 1730 viewsR_from_afar

Oxygen thief is one I think I first encountered on LFW but my favourite is the heavily ironic "friend of the site" .

Oh, not forgetting "merry flagwaver"....

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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