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The worst football played by QPR 15:59 - Dec 16 with 1830 viewskensalriser

With a respectful nod to the Glossary, which notes this extravagant claim being made whenever we lose a game or two.

Start point 1967.

My first game was in the early 70s, so it was mostly good until the mid 90s. Despite the repetitive cruddy seasons we've had in the last decade, not much doubt for me that the worst football I've witnessed was up to and around the millennium. Loathe as I am to pick out individual players, the likes of Tony Scully, Tim Breacker, Steve Slade, George Kulscar, Ian Dowie, Steve Morrow and Christer Warren still strike terror into me. Incredibly, sandwiched between nearly going down and actually going down we managed to finish 10th in 1999. We were still quite rank after relegation, hitting low points like the 3-1 loss at Colchester (could only get a point against them at home that season, too).

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The worst football played by QPR on 16:09 - Dec 16 with 1529 viewsdsw2509

Looking at a single game, I would have to say that time when Paul Hart was briefly manager and we played a 9-0-1 formation against Bristol City (?). That was pretty bad.
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The worst football played by QPR on 16:24 - Dec 16 with 1478 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

That first relegation season from the Premiership felt particularly bad, plus whatever game this monstrosity was:

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The worst football played by QPR on 16:36 - Dec 16 with 1435 viewsWestonsuperR

The worst football played by QPR on 16:09 - Dec 16 by dsw2509

Looking at a single game, I would have to say that time when Paul Hart was briefly manager and we played a 9-0-1 formation against Bristol City (?). That was pretty bad.


Although some football under Hart was dreadful not sure we can pinpoint a match that we actually won.

For me the football under Ainsworth is worse than anything I’ve seen since I started supporting in the mid 80’s, Blackburn at home and Blackpool away spring to mind as the ultimate low points.
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The worst football played by QPR on 16:40 - Dec 16 with 1431 viewsrobith

It's weird cos we won the game, but the New Year's Day game vs Doncaster sticks vividly in my mind. I ran a club night and had been DJing NYE till like 5 in the morning, I was absolutely dying. It was freezing cold, lashing rain and then in the first half, god we were absolutely abysmal. Pretty sure Benayoun came on for his debut and immediately gave the ball away with his first touch. I spent the whole of half time begging my old man to let us go home haha, he proper gave me pelters when Charlie won it in like the 92nd minute
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The worst football played by QPR on 16:48 - Dec 16 with 1402 viewsderbyhoop

That first year we dropped back to 3rd tier had some dreadful performances at cruddy grounds.

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The worst football played by QPR on 16:57 - Dec 16 with 1383 viewsted_hendrix

Two games both evil;

Home to Wimbledon 0-0 or It might have been 0-1 with then scoring In the dying seconds just to make me go completely mental.

Away to the fakes 0-0. I think It was on a Sunday..............................

Very nearly 200 Minutes of expensive brain torture.

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The worst football played by QPR on 16:58 - Dec 16 with 1378 viewsslmrstid

The worst football played by QPR on 16:48 - Dec 16 by derbyhoop

That first year we dropped back to 3rd tier had some dreadful performances at cruddy grounds.


Getting whacked 4-1 by Peterborough on a Tuesday night with "You're not famous anymore" being sung at us a particular lowlight.
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The worst football played by QPR on 17:04 - Dec 16 with 1364 viewsnumptydumpty

6 - 1 away to the tangerines of beautiful Blackpool.

Fabulous result....

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The worst football played by QPR on 17:44 - Dec 16 with 1287 viewsqpr_1968

gotta agree with the op....
the football around that time 1999 to early 2000's was rank.

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The worst football played by QPR on 17:48 - Dec 16 with 1280 viewsterryb

The worst football played by QPR on 16:58 - Dec 16 by slmrstid

Getting whacked 4-1 by Peterborough on a Tuesday night with "You're not famous anymore" being sung at us a particular lowlight.


I've seen at least two 4-1 midweek defeats at Peterborough. The first one was when we were three leagues higher! Both games had a Rangers player sent off - Finch & Shitu.

I'm not sure I could pick a "winner" for an overall match, but I would have to consider the following (I'm sure there are many others to add):-

Away to Peterborough - League Cup 1968
Home to West Brom - Boxing Day 1968
Home to Bolton - shortly after losing to Chelsea in the FA Cup
Home to Ipswich - 1979. relegation & re-appointing Docherty
Away to Southend - a Friday night on Sky
Away to Watford - first game of the season
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The worst football played by QPR on 17:56 - Dec 16 with 1259 viewsE17hoop

October to December 2002.

League One games against Cheltenham, Bristol City, Oldham, Wigan, Port Vale, Northampton, Luton, Cardiff, Notts Co, and Brentford. Zero wins.

Oh, and we got knocked out to Vauxhall Motors in the FA Cup too.

Truly, TRULY the worst I ever saw us play.

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The worst football played by QPR on 18:09 - Dec 16 with 1231 viewsMatch82

The worst football played by QPR on 17:56 - Dec 16 by E17hoop

October to December 2002.

League One games against Cheltenham, Bristol City, Oldham, Wigan, Port Vale, Northampton, Luton, Cardiff, Notts Co, and Brentford. Zero wins.

Oh, and we got knocked out to Vauxhall Motors in the FA Cup too.

Truly, TRULY the worst I ever saw us play.


It's got to be Vauxhall motors. Not just once but twice. One goal in over 200 minutes
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The worst football played by QPR on 18:48 - Dec 16 with 1180 viewsPlanetHonneywood

So many memories.

The run of several games culminating in Stoke (a) the week prior to the arrival of Vincenzo di Jonesi and Nilo Ruddocini. We were utter, utter pony.

Another for 'that' Bristol City home game under Paul Hart.

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The worst football played by QPR on 18:54 - Dec 16 with 1163 viewsloftus77

For me (since 1977) it has to be the whole of the 2000-2001 season doesn't it? Those 0-5s at Wimbledon and Preston, 2-5 at Sheff Wed and 0-6 in the Cup at home to Arsenal (mitigation, I know, but we still supplied comical own goals iirc). And the 0-3 at home to Stockport to round it all off. Shudder. Awful.
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The worst football played by QPR on 18:59 - Dec 16 with 1154 viewsToast_R

When we got dicked by Swansea 4-0 in the FA Cup first round.
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The worst football played by QPR on 19:04 - Dec 16 with 1133 viewsqprxtc

Yeah, that season scarred me. It was just dreadful from beginning to end. I know we have had lots of shit since but 2000/01 just seemed to be the end of Rangers.

It was also when I decided to let go of Rangers. It couldn’t dictate my moods anymore. Took quite some time to truly let that happen but I’m at the pint now where I don’t care what happens to them.

A dreadful 1-0 home win live on Sky one Sunday in front of 8,000 sufferers sticks out as a right pain in the arse. Barker penalty won it I think, but it was f ucking dreadful.

Also a freezing cold 0-0 v Shrewsbury at home in 1980 was a particular low mark for a ten year old. Bored my young bollocks off.
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:01 - Dec 16 with 1089 viewsBeckenhamhoop

The worst football played by QPR on 16:09 - Dec 16 by dsw2509

Looking at a single game, I would have to say that time when Paul Hart was briefly manager and we played a 9-0-1 formation against Bristol City (?). That was pretty bad.


Agreed. I was at that game…..mind you I was in nappies 😉 #Hunterhoop
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:04 - Dec 16 with 1077 viewsNW5Hoop

My first game at Loftus Road was a 5-1 home loss to Everton in 1977. To be honest, it could only get better from there.
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:05 - Dec 16 with 1075 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Another vote for Ainsworth's reign, unfortunately.

For context, I only saw that 00-01 team once or twice, so can't really comment.

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The worst football played by QPR on 20:10 - Dec 16 with 1051 viewsSydneyRs

Swindon Town home and away springs to mind.

The season we ended up getting Vinny Jones in towards the end.

Ainsworth, of course. The manager rather than the player.
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:25 - Dec 16 with 1030 viewshantssi

The worst football played by QPR on 18:54 - Dec 16 by loftus77

For me (since 1977) it has to be the whole of the 2000-2001 season doesn't it? Those 0-5s at Wimbledon and Preston, 2-5 at Sheff Wed and 0-6 in the Cup at home to Arsenal (mitigation, I know, but we still supplied comical own goals iirc). And the 0-3 at home to Stockport to round it all off. Shudder. Awful.


That young lad got sent off, he’d not long been on as a sub!
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:40 - Dec 16 with 1000 viewscharmr

As a friend once pointed out during those low periods. Players were so poor supporters who had played at a decent level thought they could at least do better.
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:41 - Dec 16 with 1000 viewsPindarus

The horrendous season in 1968 following our promotion from Div 2. Worst of all QPR 0 West Brom 4 on Boxing day and Man Utd 8 QPR 1 when all was lost.
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The worst football played by QPR on 20:49 - Dec 16 with 983 viewsNewYorkRanger

The worst football played by QPR on 16:36 - Dec 16 by WestonsuperR

Although some football under Hart was dreadful not sure we can pinpoint a match that we actually won.

For me the football under Ainsworth is worse than anything I’ve seen since I started supporting in the mid 80’s, Blackburn at home and Blackpool away spring to mind as the ultimate low points.


Blackburn at home under Ainsworth is the worst I can remember in my 50 years of going to Loftus Road. It was so bad I swore I was never coming back while he was still in charge. Fortunately I didn't need to wait too long

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The worst football played by QPR on 22:48 - Dec 16 with 896 viewsDWQPR

Last home game of the 2000/01 season against Stockport. We were down and all but seven players were out of contract. Peter Crouch won every award going and it was obvious that nobody wanted to play in that match other than Crouchy. Lost 3-0 and we were lucky to get nil that day. That was the day for me that the club had hit rock bottom.

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