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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report 00:14 - Mar 23 with 9891 viewsNorthernr

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 07:08 - Mar 23 with 7143 viewsNewYorkRanger

I was in the Lower Loft and I was wearing a cap. That is all

Glory hunter, me

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 07:19 - Mar 23 with 7089 viewsPaddyhoops

Dropping Saito and bringing in Smyth in has paid rich dividends. No substitute for hard work and endeavour. Two cracking goals as well . Love Kolli’s attitude. He’ll never die wondering will he ?
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 07:38 - Mar 23 with 6999 viewsRsole

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 07:19 - Mar 23 by Paddyhoops

Dropping Saito and bringing in Smyth in has paid rich dividends. No substitute for hard work and endeavour. Two cracking goals as well . Love Kolli’s attitude. He’ll never die wondering will he ?


Spot on Paddy, on both accounts.

Could also add that Smyth has started roaming inside too, hence the goals.

Could work on his dinosaur impression, looked more like Frankenstein but his acrobatics more than make up for that.

Thanks for the report Clive, a bemusing but beautiful day to witness. Who would have thought we’d be on the right side of a 6:1 spanking. Did anyone predict it ?

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 08:29 - Mar 23 with 6730 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I laughed out loud at work just now reading the 'rediscover' bit and got a quizzical look for my troubles.
Thanks I enjoyed reading that.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 08:57 - Mar 23 with 6601 viewsloftus77

Terrific Clive - nailed it yet again - huge thanks for a rare happy Monday morning.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 09:03 - Mar 23 with 6549 viewsMrSheen

The one Schmid save was when Kone broke through and shot straight at him from the edge of the area. At the time the contrast with Kolli finding the corners with his two chances seemed stark, so I was pleased he had chances to improve on it later, should do his confidence a lot of good.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 09:05 - Mar 23 with 6548 viewsdaveB

A magical day really, could find loads to pick holes in but after some dark days a few weeks ago to see us score 6, win with ease and have a lovely day in the sunshine what better way to spend a Saturday.

I don't know what any of it means as to if we are any good or not and not sure I care too much either at the moment.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 09:07 - Mar 23 with 6530 viewsrobith

Absolutely agree Clive, I can not stand Pompey so I spent the whole game screaming STICK IT IN MY VEINS. Got a pass to go on a tear up and have it - you don't win 6-1 often right?

Get to the pub and everyone's glum, talking about how shit we are. Get a grip. If you can't enjoy this, give up
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 09:34 - Mar 23 with 6410 viewsthehat

Nice one Clive - Didn't someone once say......"It's a funny old game"

If someone would of said to me at half time in the Birmingham away game "don't worry you will win the next two games by a 9 v 2 scoreline" I would of been sending for the men in white coats. Even by our bipolar standards the last two results are incredible. I was convinced we were being dragged into the dogfight.

I don't think I have ever seen us win a game like this before. For long periods we were second best but as others have said just "shut up" and bloody enjoy it which is exactly what I'm doing.

This bloody football club...........
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:16 - Mar 23 with 6228 viewsterryb

Thanks Clive.

At half time I said that the game had the chance to end up 3-3 or 3-4. One of our party agreed, but said that 6-1 was just as good a possibility. Well done Graham!

I'm in agreement that any team with that bad a defence & goalkeeper couldn't be described as being "the better team", but I've seldom seen Rangers in a three goals lead & not being certain that we'd avoid defeat either!

A repeat against Watford in our next game would be rather nice.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:20 - Mar 23 with 6209 viewsMarkofthegrove

The guy in the white hoodie was me in the first 40 minutes at Leicester. Southampton was more apathy for me.

But I felt his pain, but we did have a chuckle at the poor blokes expense.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:38 - Mar 23 with 6105 viewsJamesB1979

I think big thing for me is I’ve gone from this squad is great to is absolute rubbish….and then after last 2 games, we do have some good players. We are short in 2 key areas but we do have the makings of a squad, if fit, that can push for playoffs next season.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:43 - Mar 23 with 6072 viewsMyke

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:38 - Mar 23 by JamesB1979

I think big thing for me is I’ve gone from this squad is great to is absolute rubbish….and then after last 2 games, we do have some good players. We are short in 2 key areas but we do have the makings of a squad, if fit, that can push for playoffs next season.


We need two full backs and a cdm (or bring Field back would be nice) . So we will probably buy at least two wingers - Cheers Clive btw.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 10:47 - Mar 23 with 6050 viewsNortholt_Rs

I enjoyed reading this report almost as much as I enjoyed an afternoon in the glorious sun at LR on Saturday! CLive is spot on, if you can’t enjoy a 6-1 win with some magnificent goals then what is the point? Great, great day. Congrats to Stephan and the players. Nourry is cooking!

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 11:18 - Mar 23 with 5938 viewsSilverfoxqpr

"if you can’t enjoy this, what's the point? It’s only football, and it’s meant to be fun."

Quite, some of the posts on the match thread had me wondering about my own sanity and if I had actually just witnessed a 6-1 victory. And if there was ever a match proving stats really are a load of bollox it was this one. Roll on Watford.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 12:14 - Mar 23 with 5736 viewsBenny_the_Ball

After watching our team capitulate in the final minutes of the Wrexham game, the fans were understandably nervous, even when the team was comfortably ahead. Though Portsmouth registered 20 shots, they didn't exactly carve us open. However, the number of times a Pompey player found himself with the ball in acres of space in and around our D was concerning. Wrexham took full advantage, Portsmouth didn't. The coaching staff need to look at educating a midfielder or frontman to occupy that space rather than everyone join the last line of defence. In the meantime, I'm enjoying the renaissance whilst it lasts and will focus on the fact that at the end of the day it's a results driven business. Despite the team's obvious weaknesses, the fact remains we won 6-1, we're up to the giddy heights of 12th in the table, and we've all but mathematically confirmed our Championship status with 7 games to spare.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 12:57 - Mar 23 with 5579 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

A fair and balanced report.

I think it's the weirdest game I've ever sat through at HQ, but hitting 6 is always great fun. I really hope Kolli starts every game until the end of the season. Let's see what he can do.

Pleased you also pointed out the failings. We shouldn't get to down when we lose badly, but neither should we get too hyped.
I'm a grumpy middle-aged bloke, so I'd have preferred a good performance and a 1-0 win, but that's just me.

Poll: How is Nourry cooking so far ? 🤣

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 13:34 - Mar 23 with 5459 viewsgazza1

Come on Myke......We have two 'decent' full backs - they both played on Saturday and were pretty solid defensively and got forward pretty well. They are not the best but decent enough, far more positions we need to replace than full backs. FYI, Field was sub (again) for Norwich on Saturday.

Portsmouth defensively were 'Sunday morning' material, hence the 6 goals. Very pleased that our two limited forwards both Kolli & Kone scored. Likewise, Smyth's double was most deserved from a player that is a Ranger!!!

Overall, though, we were pretty average and the 6-1 win was a little flattering.
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 13:40 - Mar 23 with 5436 viewsfrancisbowles

Thanks Clive. Great that you got to really enjoy writing one.
Lovely result, I'm away so had to watch on a Pompey stream but it really gave me a lift too.
Just four more points I think, for Noury et all to start telling us we have improved. 🙄😁
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 14:37 - Mar 23 with 5244 viewsMyke

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 13:34 - Mar 23 by gazza1

Come on Myke......We have two 'decent' full backs - they both played on Saturday and were pretty solid defensively and got forward pretty well. They are not the best but decent enough, far more positions we need to replace than full backs. FYI, Field was sub (again) for Norwich on Saturday.

Portsmouth defensively were 'Sunday morning' material, hence the 6 goals. Very pleased that our two limited forwards both Kolli & Kone scored. Likewise, Smyth's double was most deserved from a player that is a Ranger!!!

Overall, though, we were pretty average and the 6-1 win was a little flattering.
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We have two centre halves and a mid-fielder who have all played right back this season. Our LB is a loan, the back up is a kid. The original has been injured since before the season began. I think the vast majority on here would be of the opinion that the two areas that need the most strengthening are FB and CDM. But getting players fit and injury free would also be nice
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 14:56 - Mar 23 with 5189 viewsgazza1

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 14:37 - Mar 23 by Myke

We have two centre halves and a mid-fielder who have all played right back this season. Our LB is a loan, the back up is a kid. The original has been injured since before the season began. I think the vast majority on here would be of the opinion that the two areas that need the most strengthening are FB and CDM. But getting players fit and injury free would also be nice


The RB is Mbengue currently and maybe has played at CB but overall, whilst not a polished article, is doing pretty well, not perfect but decent enough. We got 3/4 young lads who need to 'step up' when required. We cannot afford a new RB. WE also have Dunne who played RB for much of last season, again not ideal but good enough.

The LB is RND who, once again, is doing good enough. I am not of the opinion that he is injured nor that he cannot play 3 game weeks. If he cannot then we should be using Esquadeha as a back up or Larckeche when he gets fit.

Dont really care about the 'vast majority' but you have my thoughts on FB's.

I agree CM (If Varane doesnt 'step-up') needs strengthening but just as important are forwards who score goals & can hold play up and make better 'runs', much better than we do now. No comments about a GK!!
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 16:51 - Mar 23 with 4872 viewsdead_ott

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 07:38 - Mar 23 by Rsole

Spot on Paddy, on both accounts.

Could also add that Smyth has started roaming inside too, hence the goals.

Could work on his dinosaur impression, looked more like Frankenstein but his acrobatics more than make up for that.

Thanks for the report Clive, a bemusing but beautiful day to witness. Who would have thought we’d be on the right side of a 6:1 spanking. Did anyone predict it ?


My 5 year old thought we'd win 5-1. Obviously I immediately dismissed his answer ("clearly you know nothing about QPR if you think we will win...."). Should've put a bet on and cashed out!
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 16:59 - Mar 23 with 4838 viewsRsole

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 16:51 - Mar 23 by dead_ott

My 5 year old thought we'd win 5-1. Obviously I immediately dismissed his answer ("clearly you know nothing about QPR if you think we will win...."). Should've put a bet on and cashed out!


‘Clearly you know nothing - it’ll obviously be 6:1, son !’

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 18:42 - Mar 23 with 4585 viewsAndybrat

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 14:56 - Mar 23 by gazza1

The RB is Mbengue currently and maybe has played at CB but overall, whilst not a polished article, is doing pretty well, not perfect but decent enough. We got 3/4 young lads who need to 'step up' when required. We cannot afford a new RB. WE also have Dunne who played RB for much of last season, again not ideal but good enough.

The LB is RND who, once again, is doing good enough. I am not of the opinion that he is injured nor that he cannot play 3 game weeks. If he cannot then we should be using Esquadeha as a back up or Larckeche when he gets fit.

Dont really care about the 'vast majority' but you have my thoughts on FB's.

I agree CM (If Varane doesnt 'step-up') needs strengthening but just as important are forwards who score goals & can hold play up and make better 'runs', much better than we do now. No comments about a GK!!
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Mbengue played RB loads of times for Reading according to the fakes fans nearby and tbh thought that was his least dangerous position or should I say best. Looking at our CB options he has to be 1st choice RB next season. He has pace, such an asset, someone needs to work on his crossing but I think for an1st season in the championship the boy has done good. His back story explains a lot about his character
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Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 18:49 - Mar 23 with 4565 viewsdutch

Portsmouth hit for six in QPR’s bizarre numberwang – Report on 09:34 - Mar 23 by thehat

Nice one Clive - Didn't someone once say......"It's a funny old game"

If someone would of said to me at half time in the Birmingham away game "don't worry you will win the next two games by a 9 v 2 scoreline" I would of been sending for the men in white coats. Even by our bipolar standards the last two results are incredible. I was convinced we were being dragged into the dogfight.

I don't think I have ever seen us win a game like this before. For long periods we were second best but as others have said just "shut up" and bloody enjoy it which is exactly what I'm doing.

This bloody football club...........


I don't think we were second best at any stages of that game. Second best at defending ? Or second best at scoring? Nonsense.
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