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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread 07:15 - Aug 20 with 42692 viewsSpaceman_P

The pun recommendation was too good to not use this week.

Ok, first game out the way. Now onto the second.

I see us winning this but it will be difficult.

Going for a tight 2- 1 goals from Burrell and Ronnie Edwards.

PS I'm not a fan of youtubers Thogden and his Dad who are both Bolton fans so I'm very much hoping we can beat them to rid these guys of their phoney smiles

Plus they seem like another "stoke" type of team... hopefully not as bad a PNE though.

[Post edited 20 Aug 8:30]
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 19:02 - Aug 21 with 3580 viewsTwoHalves

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:52 - Aug 21 by Beckenhamhoop

Surely LFW’s first Fred Dibnah reference.


This sounds like a challenge to me. ‘Half Decent TV’ thread is 84 pages long. Any volunteers for the first shift?
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 19:09 - Aug 21 with 3523 viewsWegerles_Stairs

I'm the one who predicted 5-1 lol. FYI Last week I thought we'd lose 3-1. Just imagine getting a positive result and keeping that 100% record going. If I had my League Ladders, I'd be gluing us to top spot.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 19:26 - Aug 21 with 3507 viewsizlingtonhoop

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:57 - Aug 20 by Metallica_Hoop

2-1 Rangers

"did ya like that"


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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:03 - Aug 21 with 3332 viewsFredManRave

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:37 - Aug 20 by silky

We should win but I'm ever the pessimist.

Think it will be a frustrating draw like 1-1 where they equalise near the end or they take the lead after our trademark goal in before the 10min mark and we eventually get an equaliser.

Vale to score.


Ever the pessimist?! Whats Up with that? Must be the company you keep.

We're not at "Must Win" stage, yet, but it is a six pointer!

Comfortable 2-0 home win.

EE-II-EE-II-EE-II-O...

Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:17 - Aug 21 with 3294 viewsBoston

Queens Park Rangers 3 Bolton Wanderers 0.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 03:49 - Aug 22 with 3118 viewsDevon_4_England

I seem to remember Super Ray’s last game as QPR Manager was against Bolton Wanderers. Loved Ray didn’t want him to go, it was September I think and felt wrong.

We got Bruce and Skeletor & missed out on Paulo Wanchope after he scored about 3 hat tricks on trial.

Despite the Warnock year and Bobby Z in the 89th, I feel we have never truly recovered from Gerry leaving and the subsequent ripple effect.

Willo going to Spurs is never talked about, similar to Terry Fenwick & Jim Smith, when all is said and done it is truly heartbreaking how that 92 - 95 era team got dismantled.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:20 - Aug 22 with 2909 viewsBluce_Ree

But we ended up with Ned Zelic who was as versatile as an egg.

Bolton away. I don't like long away trips for us. I always expect us to lose at places like Preston and Blackburn.

Bolton though. I mean, they've got to be shit, right? I don't know and I don't like it but I'm going to hope that it's a cocky, confident Rs today. 2-0 to the Supers.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 09:08 - Aug 22 with 2862 viewsTwoHalves

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:20 - Aug 22 by Bluce_Ree

But we ended up with Ned Zelic who was as versatile as an egg.

Bolton away. I don't like long away trips for us. I always expect us to lose at places like Preston and Blackburn.

Bolton though. I mean, they've got to be shit, right? I don't know and I don't like it but I'm going to hope that it's a cocky, confident Rs today. 2-0 to the Supers.


Anyone remember our other egg-related signing … Sam O’Nella?
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:10 - Aug 22 with 2764 viewsMick_S

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:39 - Aug 21 by W7Ranger

4-1



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:41 - Aug 22 with 2571 viewsDiscodroids

Bolton at home 1998. Just got Remarried to a Basildon Jarmila kratochvílová amazon who could crush depleted uranium between her Thighs. A Robert Crumb wet dream.

She wanted to go her first QPR  game with me . We'd been on a  chem sex marathon for about 48 hours beforehand where no quarter was asked, or indeed, given. A campaign of sheer brutality on her part which made the battle of Kursk seem handbags and left me as nothing more than her Vassal state. 

Anyway , i had to neck a couple of micky mills the morning of the game to get me up for it, so to speak,  as i was more lifless than a boneless parasitic twin floating in a kilner jar of formaldehyde at a victorian freak show. 

Having consumed all that toxic crap , At half time i went for a piss and i recorded it at 34 minutes and 32 seconds (unverified) in duration. 

The Amazon in dorothy perkins , herself ripped to the tits, ventured back in the ellerslie road stand , that Much like the symbiotic relationship of the spiceworms that thrive in the deep deserts of Arrakis and natural state raw base spice melange, a similar relationship between good quality MDMA and the kidneys will result in unforeseen corollary.

Without realising it , i had folded time and space in perpetuity affording transportation to periods of time and place that were previously prohibited due to the limits of scientific reality as we understand it to be, and our closed minds being unreceptive to expermentation. All this in the shithouse of the Ellerslie road khazi. Incredible.

She explained that In fact i had only been away from my seat for 4 minutes and not the 34 minutes 32 seconds i had recorded. Time  dilation and bolton wanderers Hand in glove.


2-0 to the superhoops and nothing stronger than a few pints of Pilsner Urquell these days.
(shout out to LFW's very own iggy pop 'Silverfox' on his way to see the prodigy and carl cox today)
urssssss
[Post edited 22 Aug 11:42]

Where there's a will - and there is a will - there's a way - and there is a way.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:50 - Aug 22 with 2546 viewskernowhoop

Have just watched Schumacher's pre-match interview with Bolton News. Very open about his players. Very positive. Loves coming to Loftus Road (was he in charge of Plymouth when, with nine men, they held us to a 0-0 draw?) More than one mention of their game plan - which sounds like putting a lot of energy into it and not letting us play- and particular mention of how to stop Ilias.
This game does not sound easy.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 12:07 - Aug 22 with 2466 viewslondonscottish

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:41 - Aug 22 by Discodroids

Bolton at home 1998. Just got Remarried to a Basildon Jarmila kratochvílová amazon who could crush depleted uranium between her Thighs. A Robert Crumb wet dream.

She wanted to go her first QPR  game with me . We'd been on a  chem sex marathon for about 48 hours beforehand where no quarter was asked, or indeed, given. A campaign of sheer brutality on her part which made the battle of Kursk seem handbags and left me as nothing more than her Vassal state. 

Anyway , i had to neck a couple of micky mills the morning of the game to get me up for it, so to speak,  as i was more lifless than a boneless parasitic twin floating in a kilner jar of formaldehyde at a victorian freak show. 

Having consumed all that toxic crap , At half time i went for a piss and i recorded it at 34 minutes and 32 seconds (unverified) in duration. 

The Amazon in dorothy perkins , herself ripped to the tits, ventured back in the ellerslie road stand , that Much like the symbiotic relationship of the spiceworms that thrive in the deep deserts of Arrakis and natural state raw base spice melange, a similar relationship between good quality MDMA and the kidneys will result in unforeseen corollary.

Without realising it , i had folded time and space in perpetuity affording transportation to periods of time and place that were previously prohibited due to the limits of scientific reality as we understand it to be, and our closed minds being unreceptive to expermentation. All this in the shithouse of the Ellerslie road khazi. Incredible.

She explained that In fact i had only been away from my seat for 4 minutes and not the 34 minutes 32 seconds i had recorded. Time  dilation and bolton wanderers Hand in glove.


2-0 to the superhoops and nothing stronger than a few pints of Pilsner Urquell these days.
(shout out to LFW's very own iggy pop 'Silverfox' on his way to see the prodigy and carl cox today)
urssssss
[Post edited 22 Aug 11:42]


Win, lose or draw that's my post of the weekend :-)

Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 12:23 - Aug 22 with 2397 viewsMrSheen

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:41 - Aug 22 by Discodroids

Bolton at home 1998. Just got Remarried to a Basildon Jarmila kratochvílová amazon who could crush depleted uranium between her Thighs. A Robert Crumb wet dream.

She wanted to go her first QPR  game with me . We'd been on a  chem sex marathon for about 48 hours beforehand where no quarter was asked, or indeed, given. A campaign of sheer brutality on her part which made the battle of Kursk seem handbags and left me as nothing more than her Vassal state. 

Anyway , i had to neck a couple of micky mills the morning of the game to get me up for it, so to speak,  as i was more lifless than a boneless parasitic twin floating in a kilner jar of formaldehyde at a victorian freak show. 

Having consumed all that toxic crap , At half time i went for a piss and i recorded it at 34 minutes and 32 seconds (unverified) in duration. 

The Amazon in dorothy perkins , herself ripped to the tits, ventured back in the ellerslie road stand , that Much like the symbiotic relationship of the spiceworms that thrive in the deep deserts of Arrakis and natural state raw base spice melange, a similar relationship between good quality MDMA and the kidneys will result in unforeseen corollary.

Without realising it , i had folded time and space in perpetuity affording transportation to periods of time and place that were previously prohibited due to the limits of scientific reality as we understand it to be, and our closed minds being unreceptive to expermentation. All this in the shithouse of the Ellerslie road khazi. Incredible.

She explained that In fact i had only been away from my seat for 4 minutes and not the 34 minutes 32 seconds i had recorded. Time  dilation and bolton wanderers Hand in glove.


2-0 to the superhoops and nothing stronger than a few pints of Pilsner Urquell these days.
(shout out to LFW's very own iggy pop 'Silverfox' on his way to see the prodigy and carl cox today)
urssssss
[Post edited 22 Aug 11:42]


The lovely Jarmila is still the 800m world record holder, not bad for a 75 year old. Chemicals to the people!
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:17 - Aug 22 with 2286 viewsSuperhoops2808

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:03 - Aug 21 by FredManRave

Ever the pessimist?! Whats Up with that? Must be the company you keep.

We're not at "Must Win" stage, yet, but it is a six pointer!

Comfortable 2-0 home win.

EE-II-EE-II-EE-II-O...


'It is a 6 pointer'

What a load of rubbish after just one game

Anyway, I think another win, and still top of the league after this weekend
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:28 - Aug 22 with 2241 viewsFredManRave

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:17 - Aug 22 by Superhoops2808

'It is a 6 pointer'

What a load of rubbish after just one game

Anyway, I think another win, and still top of the league after this weekend


It's like you don't even know me.

Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:49 - Aug 22 with 2121 viewsSpen



That bench.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:00 - Aug 22 with 1909 viewsSpaceman_P

Wife's waters broke at 7am... instantly to hospital.

Contractions havent started yet.... I feel its going to be very long.

Also shes sharing a room.

I came home to tidy up, get the house in.order then ill return to the hospital and hopefully our Son arrives safe and sound.

Hes coming 3 and a half weeks earlier than expected.

Bit on edge.guys..... may need a substitute match thread taker after this one
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:01 - Aug 22 with 1908 viewsSuperhoops2808

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:28 - Aug 22 by FredManRave

It's like you don't even know me.


Apologies if I misunderstood your statement
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:02 - Aug 22 with 1874 viewsnumptydumpty

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:49 - Aug 22 by Spen



That bench.


Exactly my thoughts with regards to the subs.

Fantastic to see Cirkin, Lamptey and Madsen all on the bench. One up front seems to be the way too. Kone starting this time.

Kamara not selected this time.

Hope Adamson can perform well again, as it would do his confidences, a great favour. Only concern is we have heard no news on Kemper. Hope for his sake, its not a long term absence.

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Main Reason you started following QPR ??

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 22 with 1804 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:49 - Aug 22 by Spen



That bench.


If we can get everyone fit that is some squad.

No Kamara?
Edwards still ahead of Varane in CM.
[Post edited 22 Aug 14:10]

Poll: How is Nourry cooking so far ? 🤣

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:06 - Aug 22 with 1782 viewsmonners1969

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:00 - Aug 22 by Spaceman_P

Wife's waters broke at 7am... instantly to hospital.

Contractions havent started yet.... I feel its going to be very long.

Also shes sharing a room.

I came home to tidy up, get the house in.order then ill return to the hospital and hopefully our Son arrives safe and sound.

Hes coming 3 and a half weeks earlier than expected.

Bit on edge.guys..... may need a substitute match thread taker after this one


Best of luck bud - the best thing that ever happens to any of us
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:08 - Aug 22 with 1723 viewsRsole

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 22 by Wilkinswatercarrier

If we can get everyone fit that is some squad.

No Kamara?
Edwards still ahead of Varane in CM.
[Post edited 22 Aug 14:10]


= no tequila

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:09 - Aug 22 with 1687 viewsSuperhoops2808

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:00 - Aug 22 by Spaceman_P

Wife's waters broke at 7am... instantly to hospital.

Contractions havent started yet.... I feel its going to be very long.

Also shes sharing a room.

I came home to tidy up, get the house in.order then ill return to the hospital and hopefully our Son arrives safe and sound.

Hes coming 3 and a half weeks earlier than expected.

Bit on edge.guys..... may need a substitute match thread taker after this one


Hope all goes smoothly Spaceman - 3 weeks not that early, sure all will be fine and you can call him Illy after he scores a hatrick today
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:11 - Aug 22 with 1653 viewskensalriser

Edwards in midfield again? Not entirely convinced. But WTFDIK.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:11 - Aug 22 with 1648 viewsloftus77

That rarest of things as a Rangers fan - fighting the urge to get a bit 'cocky'. Unnatural.

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