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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread 07:15 - Aug 20 with 42230 viewsSpaceman_P

The pun recommendation was too good to not use this week.

Ok, first game out the way. Now onto the second.

I see us winning this but it will be difficult.

Going for a tight 2- 1 goals from Burrell and Ronnie Edwards.

PS I'm not a fan of youtubers Thogden and his Dad who are both Bolton fans so I'm very much hoping we can beat them to rid these guys of their phoney smiles

Plus they seem like another "stoke" type of team... hopefully not as bad a PNE though.

[Post edited 20 Aug 8:30]
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 20:18 - Aug 22 with 3236 viewsderbyhoop

Disappointed with the result, obviously. How many times do we have 17 attempts, 9 on target. And their keeper saves every bloody one.

I suspect there will be a few training sessions this coming week, focused on finishing.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 20:23 - Aug 22 with 3203 viewsbaz_qpr

Lots of positives today despite the result but there are a few negatives and things to work on.

1. Kone - Another poor game after Millwall, he looks unfit and played like someone who's not trained much, I dont know if he is carrying something, whether transfer speculation has got to him or its a loss of confidence but somethings not right

2. Burrell - I guess he still does not trust his body but looks a yard slower still than last year, did not contribute much.

3. Madsen, quite a worrying 30 mins from Madsen today dont know if he is not trusting his body or because he was pushed forward but more like the Madsen of 24/25 than the Madsen of 25/26

4. Lamptey - Small isn't he, pretty nervy which I guess is to be expected with so little football.

5. Our inability to breakdown 10 behind the ball again, poor choices in the final third and at times I thought were too slow on the ball.

However moving onto the positives

1. Ronnie and Vale were excelent in Midfield
2. Mbengue had another very good game st right back
3. Another faultless 90 mins for JCS. The entire defence did very well including Adamson
4. Cirkin, what a player he looks
5. Overall we played well with. some nice football, Chair buzzing around. Sadly that 2nd half was crying out for Kolli a player who will take a chance if given it. Though I do wish we would stop trying to walk the ball in sometimes we can take a shot outside the box
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 20:26 - Aug 22 with 3159 viewsBeckenhamhoop

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 16:33 - Aug 22 by CamberleyR

Start giving Bolton the ball.


You jest but we have to learn to draw teams out of their defensive positions when we’re playing at home. We’re best on the break.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 20:44 - Aug 22 with 2994 viewsMyke

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 20:26 - Aug 22 by Beckenhamhoop

You jest but we have to learn to draw teams out of their defensive positions when we’re playing at home. We’re best on the break.


Didn’t see or hear the game and was relying on my phone for updates, so not going to comment on individual performances.But a number of positives to take from the game
(1) Clean sheet. If you can’t win the game, don’t lose it.
(2) Introduction of Cirkin and Lamptey much earlier in the season than I expected/hoped for.
(3) Proactive substitutions by JS. They obviously didn’t produce the desired result, but he gave it a go.
(4) Dominant overall performance as befits the home team.

Obviously you have got to stick the ball in the bloody net, but it seems to me, lots to be happy about.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:06 - Aug 22 with 2713 viewsLazyFan

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 18:04 - Aug 22 by Superhoops2808

Sorry but Poku was the weak link in the chain for me today and I would have brough on Smyth earlier for him but everyone see's games differently.
[Post edited 22 Aug 18:05]


Poku was told to track back and support Mbengue against Gale, who was MoM against PNE and won that game for them.

So, clearly, JS's tactics were to double up on Gale and prevent him from running riot. And it worked; all Gale got from us was a Yellow and substituted.

And it worked; Bolton had nothing else, and it was a big reason why we dominated them in every area except scoring.

Lots of other teams will see that and mark Gale out of the game, so Bolton will have to come up with a plan B, or they will be in trouble.

zzzzzzzzzz

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:18 - Aug 22 with 2673 viewsBlackCrowe

So much to like from the performance today....just not killer enough. Took a Bolton mate with us and he was mighty relieved and impressed in equal measure. A completely different experience from last season mostly....some lovely stuff. Just need to find the kill. It will come soon enough i think. Special shout out for Ilias....proper shift and looked like he could play for another 90 at the end...he's back.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:39 - Aug 22 with 2460 viewsStainrod

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 22:18 - Aug 22 by BlackCrowe

So much to like from the performance today....just not killer enough. Took a Bolton mate with us and he was mighty relieved and impressed in equal measure. A completely different experience from last season mostly....some lovely stuff. Just need to find the kill. It will come soon enough i think. Special shout out for Ilias....proper shift and looked like he could play for another 90 at the end...he's back.


One question on Ilias: he pressed every time but no one else joined in.

What is the point of that?

Does the coach not bollock the other players?

Don’t know where Chair gets the energy - the other players, not so much.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:43 - Aug 22 with 2447 viewsdavman

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 19:08 - Aug 22 by Noelmc

I’m not normally a fan of short corners but think we should have tried a few today. Every delivery by Chair into the area was either claimed/cleared by the keeper or headed away by their cast of extras from Land of the Giants. I know Chair is probably under orders from the coaching team but when something obviously isn’t working, try something different!
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Those were GOOD corners, especially in the Second Half. Our problem is not the corner taker, it is that we only have one player in the whole team capable of attacking the ball at corners.


But as you say, try something different when we are incapable of winning headers...

Can we go out yet?
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 06:20 - Aug 23 with 2178 viewskernowhoop

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:50 - Aug 22 by kernowhoop

Have just watched Schumacher's pre-match interview with Bolton News. Very open about his players. Very positive. Loves coming to Loftus Road (was he in charge of Plymouth when, with nine men, they held us to a 0-0 draw?) More than one mention of their game plan - which sounds like putting a lot of energy into it and not letting us play- and particular mention of how to stop Ilias.
This game does not sound easy.


I aws wrong because, in most respects, the game was 'easy'.
But Schumacher must have been pleased with himself.
QPR 0 Plymouth 0 (QPR 30 shots at goal?).
QPR 0 Bolton 0 (QPR 17 shots at goal?).
Some form of witchcraft?
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 07:32 - Aug 23 with 2086 viewsQPunkR

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 18:17 - Aug 22 by connell10

Well as a striker then he didn't have a good game, looks like he is running in treacle!


Those five touches he took after being played clean through! Christ, each was worse than the one preceding it! He wouldn’t have looked out of place in a Sunday League team. I would have much more faith in Kolli if he were put through in that situation - certainly don’t think the defender would be catching him and would definitely end in a better shot than Kone produced

Shit but local

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:08 - Aug 23 with 2008 viewsBurnleyhoop

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:39 - Aug 22 by Stainrod

One question on Ilias: he pressed every time but no one else joined in.

What is the point of that?

Does the coach not bollock the other players?

Don’t know where Chair gets the energy - the other players, not so much.


Agree, covered every blade of grass and looked fit as a fiddle.

Kone on the other hand. Spent the entire game shaking his head at his own ineptitude. He is the weak link in this team by a long stretch. Poor touch and can’t run. That simply will not change.

Edward’s imperious in that DCM role.
Poku will cause havoc when he gets 10 games under his belt, as will Cirkin and Lamptey.

We are looking good all over the pitch…except up front.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:33 - Aug 23 with 1941 viewsPunteR

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:08 - Aug 23 by Burnleyhoop

Agree, covered every blade of grass and looked fit as a fiddle.

Kone on the other hand. Spent the entire game shaking his head at his own ineptitude. He is the weak link in this team by a long stretch. Poor touch and can’t run. That simply will not change.

Edward’s imperious in that DCM role.
Poku will cause havoc when he gets 10 games under his belt, as will Cirkin and Lamptey.

We are looking good all over the pitch…except up front.


Lets not write Kone off yet. Young lad, only his 2nd season at this level, had some injuries this summer. I agree though, he looked miles off pace, got caught a couple of times offside, probably because he knows he's off the pace and is trying to keep that extra yard on his defender. That one when he was through on goal his touch was awful , I think he thought he was offside, so hesitated slightly.
Get him and Burrell fit and firing on all cylinders, I think we'll do ok.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:37 - Aug 23 with 1923 viewsBlackCrowe

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:33 - Aug 23 by PunteR

Lets not write Kone off yet. Young lad, only his 2nd season at this level, had some injuries this summer. I agree though, he looked miles off pace, got caught a couple of times offside, probably because he knows he's off the pace and is trying to keep that extra yard on his defender. That one when he was through on goal his touch was awful , I think he thought he was offside, so hesitated slightly.
Get him and Burrell fit and firing on all cylinders, I think we'll do ok.


Kone's fall from hero to zero in a few games is impressive even for us. He's a proper striker who looked mustard last season...keep the faith.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 09:51 - Aug 23 with 1795 viewsSuperhoops2808

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:37 - Aug 23 by BlackCrowe

Kone's fall from hero to zero in a few games is impressive even for us. He's a proper striker who looked mustard last season...keep the faith.


Exactly, and the fact it was clear he was unhappy with his performance should hopefully make him try harder each week to raise his game.

I too am convinced he will be back banging them in
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 09:52 - Aug 23 with 1794 viewsdmm

Not read the thread and someone else may have may this point but, if we have drawn 0-0 v Pompey and won 3-1 yesterday, I dare say we'd have been more up beat this morning.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:15 - Aug 23 with 1752 viewsBurnleyhoop

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 08:33 - Aug 23 by PunteR

Lets not write Kone off yet. Young lad, only his 2nd season at this level, had some injuries this summer. I agree though, he looked miles off pace, got caught a couple of times offside, probably because he knows he's off the pace and is trying to keep that extra yard on his defender. That one when he was through on goal his touch was awful , I think he thought he was offside, so hesitated slightly.
Get him and Burrell fit and firing on all cylinders, I think we'll do ok.


If you’re as slow as a cart horse at 23 years of age (hardly a young lad), you’re not going to be any quicker at 24.

Wasn’t remotely convinced with him last season, but thought a good pre-season might whip him into shape. He looks even slower now.

The lad has a shot on him, but he certainly didn’t show it yesterday.

Hope he proves me wrong, but I just can’t see it.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:30 - Aug 23 with 1710 viewsNed_Kennedys

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:15 - Aug 23 by Burnleyhoop

If you’re as slow as a cart horse at 23 years of age (hardly a young lad), you’re not going to be any quicker at 24.

Wasn’t remotely convinced with him last season, but thought a good pre-season might whip him into shape. He looks even slower now.

The lad has a shot on him, but he certainly didn’t show it yesterday.

Hope he proves me wrong, but I just can’t see it.


Luckily you’re in a tiny minority and most supporters understand he’s a work in progress and aren’t slagging him off after one league game 🙄
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:47 - Aug 23 with 1664 viewsPunteR

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:15 - Aug 23 by Burnleyhoop

If you’re as slow as a cart horse at 23 years of age (hardly a young lad), you’re not going to be any quicker at 24.

Wasn’t remotely convinced with him last season, but thought a good pre-season might whip him into shape. He looks even slower now.

The lad has a shot on him, but he certainly didn’t show it yesterday.

Hope he proves me wrong, but I just can’t see it.


Doesn't necessarily need speed. Austin wasn't the quickest or Helgerson. We've got Burrell for speed. Kone not the quickest at the best of times but he's also a bit off pace due to injuries etc. For his role in the team, its mainly about timing the runs.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:31 - Aug 23 with 1564 viewsSpaceman_P

At 10.50am our son Luis (louie) was born.

5.9 pounds, hair on head came out a browny purple colour but he's returning to a reddish white hue now.

I hsvent slept for 30 hours... im hungry and need a coffee.

Wife is doing fine.

Just hoping Kone reads this for his hat trick next weekend.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:46 - Aug 23 with 1499 viewsDaBurgh

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:31 - Aug 23 by Spaceman_P

At 10.50am our son Luis (louie) was born.

5.9 pounds, hair on head came out a browny purple colour but he's returning to a reddish white hue now.

I hsvent slept for 30 hours... im hungry and need a coffee.

Wife is doing fine.

Just hoping Kone reads this for his hat trick next weekend.


Congrats man good job, and wifey also. Try to get some sleep, we need you firing on all cylinders next weekend.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:52 - Aug 23 with 1478 viewsThird_Division_South

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 23:39 - Aug 22 by Stainrod

One question on Ilias: he pressed every time but no one else joined in.

What is the point of that?

Does the coach not bollock the other players?

Don’t know where Chair gets the energy - the other players, not so much.


From where I was in the paddocks JS was screaming at Poku and Kone to join the press. It just looked like they weren’t fit enough to keep it going
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:57 - Aug 23 with 1465 viewsQPROslo

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 10:15 - Aug 23 by Burnleyhoop

If you’re as slow as a cart horse at 23 years of age (hardly a young lad), you’re not going to be any quicker at 24.

Wasn’t remotely convinced with him last season, but thought a good pre-season might whip him into shape. He looks even slower now.

The lad has a shot on him, but he certainly didn’t show it yesterday.

Hope he proves me wrong, but I just can’t see it.


Pretty much how I saw Kone last season, couldn't watch yesterday as my youngest got married, but what I've seen of him this season hasn't been great. He doesn't look fit to me, hope we see a big improvement as his fitness comes. Otherwise we will need to replace.
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 13:17 - Aug 23 with 1300 viewskensalriser

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:31 - Aug 23 by Spaceman_P

At 10.50am our son Luis (louie) was born.

5.9 pounds, hair on head came out a browny purple colour but he's returning to a reddish white hue now.

I hsvent slept for 30 hours... im hungry and need a coffee.

Wife is doing fine.

Just hoping Kone reads this for his hat trick next weekend.


Well, you got the best result. QPR can win another day.

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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 14:15 - Aug 23 with 1195 viewsSuperhoops2808

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:31 - Aug 23 by Spaceman_P

At 10.50am our son Luis (louie) was born.

5.9 pounds, hair on head came out a browny purple colour but he's returning to a reddish white hue now.

I hsvent slept for 30 hours... im hungry and need a coffee.

Wife is doing fine.

Just hoping Kone reads this for his hat trick next weekend.


Congrats Spaceman to you and all the family and welcome to Luis to the R's family.

5 days of paternity leave Spaceman and then we expect you back raring to go for match thread duties
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R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 09:44 - Aug 24 with 834 viewsSW_Ranger

R's Taking the Michael of Bolton, QPR vs Bolton Wanderers Match Thread on 11:31 - Aug 23 by Spaceman_P

At 10.50am our son Luis (louie) was born.

5.9 pounds, hair on head came out a browny purple colour but he's returning to a reddish white hue now.

I hsvent slept for 30 hours... im hungry and need a coffee.

Wife is doing fine.

Just hoping Kone reads this for his hat trick next weekend.


Congratulations to you both on your new addition.
Great that mother and Luis are both doing fine.
Get some sleep @Spaceman_P there’s another topic due soon for Saturday!!
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