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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread 11:22 - Mar 1 with 33672 viewsDorse

It was 1874 and Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw was reeling after being laid off from Bickerthwaites Clog Factory after 10 years service.
'Unemployed. On t'scrag 'eap at the age o' 17' he sighed to Hector his faithful whippet as he trudged wearily down roads that would later be copyrighted by Hovis.* Even putting another ferret down his trousers couldn't lift his gloom. It helped but only briefly. It were no good. He'd heard that a young man of action could make his fortune down int' that there London - mebbe there'd be a place for a lad such as him, a hearty cherub of a lad with only a hint of tuberculosis, a squint and an orthapaedic clog. He packed his bag, said goodbye to his 19 siblings and got onto the first train South...

Today, visitors from Barnsley are equally as dazzled by the sights, sounds and smells of that there London. The running water. The electricity. The complete lack of incesant brass band music. It all adds up to a heady assault on the senses. And yet, the hopes and dreams of Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw are still very much evident in the coal-streaked faces of the Barnsley team that come looking for fame, glory or a chip and gravy barm cake. As manager Valerian Ismael says 'It'd be easer for a Grimethorpe pigeon fancier t' gerrint Belper whippet racin' club'house than t' gerra win theer'.

2-0 Rangers.



* Even though they were actually in Shaftesbury.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:08 - Mar 3 with 1495 viewsVancouverHoop

This looks as if it's going to be a good 'un.
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:08 - Mar 3 with 1475 viewsR_from_afar

Rangers getting it forward quickly in a no nonsense style

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:09 - Mar 3 with 1456 viewsBrazilNutR

Any streams? official stream too expensive currently with Brazilian exchange rate..
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:10 - Mar 3 with 1427 viewskensalriser

The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 17:30 - Mar 3 by johncharles

Just back from the Co op with
Bread
Butter
Beer
No Barnsley
So that’s 3 - 0 to us !


I've a quart of mild, 20 Woodbines and a bag of coal.


Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:11 - Mar 3 with 1398 viewsNov77

Dykes ffs!

Poll: December goal of the month - vote for your favourite R's goal during December

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1345 viewsWegerles_Stairs

Hmmm
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1345 viewsdannyblue

Great bit of football Toddy
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1341 viewsVancouverHoop

Dykes half a step from a goal.
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1329 viewsBostonR

Another Dykes miss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1313 viewsactonman

Ffs , our number 9
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 with 1314 viewsEmpireStateRanger

Dykes is snakebit.
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 with 1293 viewseastside_r

Are we calling that an open goal?
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 with 1275 viewsR_from_afar

Worked out to the right, crossed to the far post, Dykes stretching to try to reach it and puts it wide.

Without a replay, I wouldn't like to say how bad a miss it was.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 with 1263 viewsWegerles_Stairs

Dykes is hardly Clive Allen, is he?
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 with 1257 viewsqprxtc

Dykes misses the goal with impressive accuracy.
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:14 - Mar 3 with 1226 viewspaulparker

The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs

Dykes is hardly Clive Allen, is he?


Not even dean coney

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:14 - Mar 3 with 1208 viewsactonman

Could be 2 0 up but instead I’ve got neck ache
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:14 - Mar 3 with 1199 viewsstevec

The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs

Dykes is hardly Clive Allen, is he?


Just give him time chaps

Phnah Phnah
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:15 - Mar 3 with 1166 viewsNov77

The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:13 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs

Dykes is hardly Clive Allen, is he?


More Woody Allen

Poll: December goal of the month - vote for your favourite R's goal during December

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:16 - Mar 3 with 1115 viewsjohncharles

The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:12 - Mar 3 by EmpireStateRanger

Dykes is snakebit.


Here we go. Any home team supporter would be calling for a pen ho hum I guess we all have different reasons for watching football

Strong and stable my arse.

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:17 - Mar 3 with 1081 viewsMalintabuk

I'm debating have we ever had such a poor striker
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:17 - Mar 3 with 1075 viewsVancouverHoop

Wallace is doing yeoman's service so far.
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:18 - Mar 3 with 1065 viewskarl

It's been a very good start, hopefully we can keep up with the pace of the game.
Plenty to build on and Kane epitome of holding faith in a player who is prepared to work hard through a lean spell
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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:18 - Mar 3 with 1063 viewsR_from_afar

Second corner in quick succession for Barnsley but Dieng takes

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:18 - Mar 3 with 1056 viewsWegerles_Stairs

When did Barnsley become like this?
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