| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread 11:22 - Mar 1 with 33668 views | Dorse |
It was 1874 and Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw was reeling after being laid off from Bickerthwaites Clog Factory after 10 years service.
'Unemployed. On t'scrag 'eap at the age o' 17' he sighed to Hector his faithful whippet as he trudged wearily down roads that would later be copyrighted by Hovis.* Even putting another ferret down his trousers couldn't lift his gloom. It helped but only briefly. It were no good. He'd heard that a young man of action could make his fortune down int' that there London - mebbe there'd be a place for a lad such as him, a hearty cherub of a lad with only a hint of tuberculosis, a squint and an orthapaedic clog. He packed his bag, said goodbye to his 19 siblings and got onto the first train South...
Today, visitors from Barnsley are equally as dazzled by the sights, sounds and smells of that there London. The running water. The electricity. The complete lack of incesant brass band music. It all adds up to a heady assault on the senses. And yet, the hopes and dreams of Zebediah Ivanhoe Scrimshaw are still very much evident in the coal-streaked faces of the Barnsley team that come looking for fame, glory or a chip and gravy barm cake. As manager Valerian Ismael says 'It'd be easer for a Grimethorpe pigeon fancier t' gerrint Belper whippet racin' club'house than t' gerra win theer'.
2-0 Rangers.
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:33 - Mar 3 with 1720 views | izlingtonhoop |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:32 - Mar 3 by nix |
Could end up 10-10 |
Do it again
Rubber duck |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:33 - Mar 3 with 1714 views | VancouverHoop |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:32 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs |
They're pretty decent, aren't they? |
They're very good. Best we've seen this season I think. |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:33 - Mar 3 with 1712 views | Toast_R |
Knew that was going in FFS! |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:33 - Mar 3 with 1695 views | ted_hendrix |
Go again Rangers f ucking get on it. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:33 - Mar 3 with 1670 views | karl |
Great free kick. Very entertaining game so far!
We're good enough to come back again but will be hard work, can't drop off the tempo |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 with 1573 views | VancouverHoop |
That's quite a throw from Dykes. | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 with 1571 views | actonman |
There’s a suggestion that if you don’t give the ball away cheaply every fking 2 minutes, the more you have the ball and the less likely the other team can score |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 with 1527 views | Wegerles_Stairs |
I assume they get tired at some point. | | | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:36 - Mar 3 with 1501 views | paulparker |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 by VancouverHoop |
That's quite a throw from Dykes. |
Straight at the keeper, very useful |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:36 - Mar 3 with 1502 views | Nov77 |
Oh well, brentfart lost! (Every cloud... ) |  |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:36 - Mar 3 with 1498 views | QPRSteve |
Chair is pretty anonymous at the moment | | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:36 - Mar 3 with 1481 views | R_from_afar |
Was that long throw from Dykes? It was colossal!
If Liverpool play heavy metal football, then Barnsley's is thrash metal. It's relentless. |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:37 - Mar 3 with 1459 views | rsonist |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 by actonman |
There’s a suggestion that if you don’t give the ball away cheaply every fking 2 minutes, the more you have the ball and the less likely the other team can score |
Yeah but Carroll doesn't tackle so he's worthless. |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:37 - Mar 3 with 1422 views | joolsyp |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs |
I assume they get tired at some point. |
I'm not sure they do ... that's why they are where they are! |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:38 - Mar 3 with 1404 views | dannyblue |
despite the fk johansen is class |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 with 1343 views | R_from_afar |
Hilarious scene: Cameron towering over the ref repeatedly telling him he didn't touch his man, who went down leading Chuckles Woolmer to - incorrectly- give a foul | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 with 1340 views | BklynRanger |
Superb play from Barbet there |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 with 1322 views | stevec |
Good game this |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 with 1312 views | denhamhoop2 |
How does that not go in [Post edited 3 Mar 2021 19:40]
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:39 - Mar 3 with 1309 views | Nov77 |
Off the post, ref decides that was too close to a goal and gives them a freekick | |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:40 - Mar 3 with 1293 views | R_from_afar |
Great Rs FK, Barnsley hook it off the line | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:40 - Mar 3 with 1274 views | paulparker |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:35 - Mar 3 by Wegerles_Stairs |
I assume they get tired at some point. |
We have no pace at all so it won’t make a difference | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:40 - Mar 3 with 1238 views | BostonR |
Their forward Dike and Mowatt would walk into our team. Both very good players. |  | | |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:41 - Mar 3 with 1204 views | R_from_afar |
This makes rollerball look a bit tame | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:41 - Mar 3 with 1187 views | Malintabuk |
| The Really Early 'FredManRave Made Me Do It' Barnstoneworth United Match Thread on 19:40 - Mar 3 by BostonR |
Their forward Dike and Mowatt would walk into our team. Both very good players. |
Do you think we went for the wrong Dike/Dykes | | | |
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