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Robbers or fools 12:43 - Apr 13 with 5488 viewskingsburyR

It was a bit chilly at HQ on Saturday lunchtime so decided to take myself off for a Bovril to warm me up a bit.

Firstly the club have absolutely no idea how to run a concession stand (well the one in the upper loft by the main stairs. 3 staff to serve a huge queue is bad enough but to have to crack open a tin and pour it into a plastic cup. Took ages and lots didn't get served before the 2nd half started.

Secondly.....If shite plastic bottles of Carlsberg wasn't bad enough......its now tins of Carlsberg AT £7 A TIN.

Are the club a bunch or robbing bastards, are the punters fools for buying such over priced tripe or both?

Oh and they had run out of Bovil so I paid £2-3 quid for a coffee that tasted like mud!!!!!!


Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

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Robbers or fools on 13:01 - Apr 13 with 4213 viewsJuzzie

"Are the club a bunch or robbing bastards, are the punters fools for buying such over priced tripe or both?"


Both, IMO. Prices of stuff (see thread re: kids England shirts/kits) will keep going up as we keep paying for it. I get some things, like the actual ticket price, we probably don't have much a choice over as it has a big say of whether we go to a game or not but just don't buy food & drink at the club.
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Robbers or fools on 13:20 - Apr 13 with 4129 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

If I was earning £11 an hour in a city that charges £2,000 a month rent I don't think i'd give shit whether people get their bovril much.

Bring the catering inhouse, pay them properly, and recruit locally would be my suggestion. Outsourcing is the scourge of the football experience.

What's Jamie Oliver up to? Perhaps it's time for Jamie's School (End) Dinners. If Spurs do come down you can see how it's done at their place.
[Post edited 13 Apr 13:21]
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Robbers or fools on 13:23 - Apr 13 with 4108 viewsNorthernr

Apart from a bottle of Peroni at the fans forum I genuinely don't think I've bought any food or drink in the ground since they closed the members bar in SAR.
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Robbers or fools on 13:25 - Apr 13 with 4080 viewsStreathamRanger

Given that we're in Shepherds bush and can get all sorts of great pre match food and there are no restrictions on taking food and non alcoholic drink into the ground, just get something before the game to take in. I can guarantee it will be cheaper and taste better. My standard recommendation is a bag of hot falafel from ayamziman grocers on Uxbridge Road. They also do a lovely cheese spring roll thing. No more than a fiver for 6 falafel, a few cheese rolls and a bar of chocolate. They also have some excellent fresh fruit if you'd rather something a bit healthier.
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Robbers or fools on 13:42 - Apr 13 with 4002 viewsPlanetHonneywood

"...Are the club a bunch or robbing bastards, are the punters fools for buying such over priced tripe or both?.."

It's mainly the fans!

If you decide to pay way over the top prices for utter crap - and no one has put a gun to your head - then it's 100% on you. The club however, needs to step in and take back control for our orders.

Just like the forthcoming WC in 1936 Germany, if you choose to pay the crazy prices, then on you be it. Or, make a stand and pass it up. It isn't rocket science!!

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Robbers or fools on 13:47 - Apr 13 with 3987 viewscolinallcars

I read somewhere about a year ago that they were thinking of allowing alcohol consumption “ within sight” of the pitch but nothing heard since.
As said, plenty of good food and drink within the mile or so south of LR. After the pub, I usually have a few snifters from my hip flask on the fabled Batman Close Wall.
My flask is really hip - likes jazz.
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Robbers or fools on 13:54 - Apr 13 with 3929 viewsstevec

Are there any restrictions on pouring a can of peroni into an empty lucozade bottle and bringing it in with you? Would have thought you’d be fine provided it’s got a bottle top that doesn’t detach.

Either way, there needs to be a no more Carlsberg campaign, warm or otherwise.
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Robbers or fools on 14:16 - Apr 13 with 3834 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Robbers or fools on 13:54 - Apr 13 by stevec

Are there any restrictions on pouring a can of peroni into an empty lucozade bottle and bringing it in with you? Would have thought you’d be fine provided it’s got a bottle top that doesn’t detach.

Either way, there needs to be a no more Carlsberg campaign, warm or otherwise.


To think we've gone from a decent pint of Guinness in the top flight to that utter phish and getting excited about an, above 16th finish.....hold up, causation, correlation, links, jinks...is Carlsberg the reason?

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Robbers or fools on 14:24 - Apr 13 with 3808 viewsthemodfather

an ongoing issue catering at r's. bloody awful and has been since i have been going.
how hard to invest in new machines that pour dozens of pints of beer in seconds? like Wembley, millenium etc have ?? or beer taps tht fast flow from bottom of glass i have seen pubs use them?

over priced junk at kiosks . i think have agency staff does not help, they have no interest bar getting out asap and getting paid.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 14:26 - Apr 13 with 3809 viewsDannyPaddox

Went to see the Damned at Wembley Arena after the game. If memory serves me correctly a pint of lager was £9 and the choice was Coors or Madri ie: pish or pish. Fortunately there was a third pump pouring Aspalls. Two wines (admittedly a decent size slurp) was £23. In this case it was Damned if you do Damned if you don’t. Badum-tish!

The answer is probably miniatures secreted in orifices but that comes with its own hazards. Fantastic gig anyway.
[Post edited 13 Apr 14:33]
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(No subject) (n/t) on 14:47 - Apr 13 with 3696 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

(No subject) (n/t) on 14:26 - Apr 13 by DannyPaddox

Went to see the Damned at Wembley Arena after the game. If memory serves me correctly a pint of lager was £9 and the choice was Coors or Madri ie: pish or pish. Fortunately there was a third pump pouring Aspalls. Two wines (admittedly a decent size slurp) was £23. In this case it was Damned if you do Damned if you don’t. Badum-tish!

The answer is probably miniatures secreted in orifices but that comes with its own hazards. Fantastic gig anyway.
[Post edited 13 Apr 14:33]


Kent has the solution.

https://www.urbandictionary.co
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:09 - Apr 13 with 3650 viewscolinallcars

(No subject) (n/t) on 14:47 - Apr 13 by BazzaInTheLoft

Kent has the solution.

https://www.urbandictionary.co


I read once about some Scottish fans injecting oranges with vodka to consume at the match.
May be just made up I suppose.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:15 - Apr 13 with 3638 viewsDannyPaddox

(No subject) (n/t) on 15:09 - Apr 13 by colinallcars

I read once about some Scottish fans injecting oranges with vodka to consume at the match.
May be just made up I suppose.


Smart thinking until to be on the safe-side he shoved said vodka-loaded citrus fruits up his jacksie
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:24 - Apr 13 with 3602 viewscolinallcars

(No subject) (n/t) on 15:15 - Apr 13 by DannyPaddox

Smart thinking until to be on the safe-side he shoved said vodka-loaded citrus fruits up his jacksie


Some like to tell the lino to shove the flag up his, er posterior.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:30 - Apr 13 with 3581 viewsDannyPaddox

(No subject) (n/t) on 15:24 - Apr 13 by colinallcars

Some like to tell the lino to shove the flag up his, er posterior.


Most like to tell Ch*ls** where to shove it too.
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(No subject) (n/t) on 15:38 - Apr 13 with 3554 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

(No subject) (n/t) on 15:15 - Apr 13 by DannyPaddox

Smart thinking until to be on the safe-side he shoved said vodka-loaded citrus fruits up his jacksie


Throw in some cranberry juice, grenadine, and small cocktail umbrella and he'll have a Screwdriver.

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Robbers or fools on 15:42 - Apr 13 with 3540 viewswombat

Robbers or fools on 14:24 - Apr 13 by themodfather

an ongoing issue catering at r's. bloody awful and has been since i have been going.
how hard to invest in new machines that pour dozens of pints of beer in seconds? like Wembley, millenium etc have ?? or beer taps tht fast flow from bottom of glass i have seen pubs use them?

over priced junk at kiosks . i think have agency staff does not help, they have no interest bar getting out asap and getting paid.


when its been brought up at fans forums they wheel the catering guy out for his five mins oif fame , staffing always an issue , solutions how many students do we have on our doorsteps these days ? sheff united do it and they are surrounded by students looking for cash , would be easy to set up and bring more into the club on a match day , club wouldnt be tied to a certain brand of beer food either.

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Robbers or fools on 17:59 - Apr 13 with 3350 viewsnick_hammersmith

Its not the club is it?
Haven't they subbed it out to Elior (sp?)

Although I think they might be able to set prices?
--I forget, I remember Lee Hoos explaining it, back when we were allowed to know stuff
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Robbers or fools on 18:37 - Apr 13 with 3275 viewsPaddyhoops

The food on offer has never been great but being in the no man’s land of Breakfast and Lunch , I got some greasy chips from the concourse in lower loft . Not great .
The kiosk on the entrance is far better and judging by the long queues. People agree.
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Robbers or fools on 19:46 - Apr 13 with 3136 viewsHammersmithR

Robbers or fools on 15:42 - Apr 13 by wombat

when its been brought up at fans forums they wheel the catering guy out for his five mins oif fame , staffing always an issue , solutions how many students do we have on our doorsteps these days ? sheff united do it and they are surrounded by students looking for cash , would be easy to set up and bring more into the club on a match day , club wouldnt be tied to a certain brand of beer food either.


We have said this multiple times. We have Imperial College on our doorstep. So many away teams partner up with local universities to provide work on match days. I’m always amazed by the zillion stewards who come round the pitch at 80 mins. Feels like there are more stewards than fans! What is the reason for so many stewards? Must cost us a fortune. Who in their right mind would want to run on the pitch against Oxford on a Tuesday night in November?? The mind boggles.
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Robbers or fools on 20:00 - Apr 13 with 3103 viewsNoDiddley

Robbers or fools on 13:23 - Apr 13 by Northernr

Apart from a bottle of Peroni at the fans forum I genuinely don't think I've bought any food or drink in the ground since they closed the members bar in SAR.


Those were the days
Tommy Collins
Yogi the mad Indian
Jamie Cureton framed shirt.
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Robbers or fools on 20:09 - Apr 13 with 3072 views100percent

Robbers or fools on 17:59 - Apr 13 by nick_hammersmith

Its not the club is it?
Haven't they subbed it out to Elior (sp?)

Although I think they might be able to set prices?
--I forget, I remember Lee Hoos explaining it, back when we were allowed to know stuff


This is correct.
Proper bug bear this is to me - I operate large scale bar operations at Festivals, so I can speak from experience
Elior buy the concession rights for the ground.
The club probably do a deal directly with Carlsberg for the pouring rights - essentially they will get an upfront fee which is generally quite large, and then the brand will inflate the wholesale price to recoup their listing fee. The club will then get a retro payment on the volume of sales.
Elior will then outsource the staffing to a third party operator - these staff are chosen because they are cheap and have no event experience.
This is the standard type of deal that stadiums, arenas and effectively my industry - which is festivals.
The problem with this model is that the brand they have chosen, Carlsberg - is not particularly attractive to the consumer, so therefore sales will diminish because people have the choice of buying a better product, for a cheaper price in all of the local hospitality places around the area. This means that they are not creating dwell time and drinking practices.
I've strongly suggested bringing in local craft brewers with decent choices, at competitive pricing - which would make a pre or post beer more attractive to the consumers -( being us )- but the old system seems to be their go to method.
If I had the opportunity, I'd change the habits down there to a much more attractive proposition that would appeal to the supporters, which would include entertainment, better products and increase dwell time. This also applies to the food offering - its terrible and unattractive.
Frustrating.
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Robbers or fools on 21:05 - Apr 13 with 3011 viewsWokingR

Robbers or fools on 13:54 - Apr 13 by stevec

Are there any restrictions on pouring a can of peroni into an empty lucozade bottle and bringing it in with you? Would have thought you’d be fine provided it’s got a bottle top that doesn’t detach.

Either way, there needs to be a no more Carlsberg campaign, warm or otherwise.


Bottle top ?
You’ve more chance of getting the Peroni into the ground than them letting a bottle top in
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Robbers or fools on 21:25 - Apr 13 with 2984 viewsted_hendrix

Very little change out of a £20 note for two not very hot hot drinks two mechanically constructed beefburgers and Two portions of mildly warm potato strip things falsely sold as fries. (Ellerslie Road).

C'mon now with an average attendance of what 14K-15K? we've got to be doing better than that.

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Robbers or fools on 21:32 - Apr 13 with 2970 viewsted_hendrix

Robbers or fools on 13:42 - Apr 13 by PlanetHonneywood

"...Are the club a bunch or robbing bastards, are the punters fools for buying such over priced tripe or both?.."

It's mainly the fans!

If you decide to pay way over the top prices for utter crap - and no one has put a gun to your head - then it's 100% on you. The club however, needs to step in and take back control for our orders.

Just like the forthcoming WC in 1936 Germany, if you choose to pay the crazy prices, then on you be it. Or, make a stand and pass it up. It isn't rocket science!!


Not as straight forward as that, I picked my lad up from work for an evening game and we were running late but got there on time for kick off but hungry.

So what are you gonna do? the menu was shyte but we're football fans we put up with It.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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