| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread 20:08 - Aug 14 with 103031 views | Spaceman_P |
Ok guys... I'm going to take it upon myself.
Portsmouth 1 QPR 2
We will go 1 down and think to ourselves "s.hit the bed, here we come 16th"
Second half will be better, going to.see a fluke goal by Saito who will be a sub and that new bloke Boy Kemper will bag a goal.
Hey Ho Let's Go
Beat on the Brat with a blue and white bat.
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 12:12 - Aug 15 with 3820 views | Aitch |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 10:55 - Aug 15 by danehoop |
Whatever happens things I can predict:
Massive overreaction to the result either way.
Implied belief that the seasons course and overall outcome has been largely decided by first game of the season.
Bizarre unexpected injury to one of our players (probably involving seagull insertion or something similar)
Early identification of candidate for seasons "boo boy" candidate for whom every game will be an unending litany of disaster according to a very small but vociferous group of posters. |
Don't forget "Sack the board". |  |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:05 - Aug 15 with 3551 views | SherryHoop |
Anyone got a reliable source of streams? |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:38 - Aug 15 with 3307 views | Discodroids |
Before jo left for a wekend away with her mates in York earlier yesterday, I was taken to a near fugue state by the sub woofer sawtooth droning of her talking to me in impassive monotone about 'keeping the house in order, feeding the cat and not getting to pissed and coked up' etc etc etc ...
As soon as jo was in the cab and for reasons unexplained, i found myself knocking back a Lowenbrau and tooting a stretch Armstrong line of off the rock gak in the kitchen which led to illusions as if in the grip of peyote medicinal compounds.
I then walked long into the deep bush for many hours and ended up in the leigh on sea constitutional club 300 meters from my front door, a remarkable feat of time and space drake equation origami .
I then skulled a pint of San Miguel and racked up another line the size of Doug Mountjoys half butt.I sat with an indigenous elder of the club, Plaistow Alan, who held an Banisteriopsis caapi root in his hand before cutting his own hand, adding blood to the mixture he is preparing.
Immediately after consuming the mixture, i experienced bizarre, intense hallucinations of a grotesque nature. An altered states of consciousness perhaps?
When i got home I built a sensory deprivation flotation tank where physical biological devolution took place . At one stage i emerged from the isolation tank as a feral and curiously small-statured, light-skinned caveman not unlike QPR winger Paul Smyth before going on a rampage then returning to my natural form. Ultimately i was enveloped by primordial energy through unsound expermentation .
It was only this morning when i was awoken By Tony Blackburns 'Sounds of 60's on radio 2, that i realised that it was all a load of old bollocks.
I Had simply slipped into prolonged orgasmic stupefaction for the best part of the day due to maniacal consumption of San Miguel and my Albanian dealers petrol washed Yayo being of a higher purity than usual , and that i had simply passed out watching Ken Russells 'Altered states' on amazon prime.
I can only interpret the swirling maelstrom of the past 24 hours as a good Omen. The Neolitihic Paul Smyth to bag brace in a 2-0 win for the superhoops. Thank you and Good night.
Urrrssss [Post edited 15 Aug 13:58]
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| Where there's a will - and there is a will - there's a way - and there is a way. |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:40 - Aug 15 with 3294 views | BlackCrowe |
Young Crowe is down there and just seen the players getting off the coach...no sign of Madsen or Varane. Bloody hope they got there by other means [Post edited 15 Aug 13:43]
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:47 - Aug 15 with 3199 views | Spen |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:48 - Aug 15 with 3176 views | monners1969 |
No Madsen
541? |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:50 - Aug 15 with 3074 views | Maggsinho |
Edwards in midfield? |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:51 - Aug 15 with 3031 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:47 - Aug 15 by Spen |
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WTF?
No Varane or Madsen. Kone benched. Do we have a CM?
Is Edwards in CM or are we 3 at the back? I'm lost and my 2-0 win prediction looks nuts. | |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:53 - Aug 15 with 2956 views | baz_qpr |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:51 - Aug 15 by Wilkinswatercarrier |
WTF?
No Varane or Madsen. Kone benched. Do we have a CM?
Is Edwards in CM or are we 3 at the back? I'm lost and my 2-0 win prediction looks nuts. |
4-1-4-1 Edwards in front of the defence all out attack on the break |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:53 - Aug 15 with 2948 views | dannyblue |
I reckon same shape as against Mllwll
Charles
Mbengue Dunne JCS Kemper
Edwards
Poku Vale Chair Saito
Burell
Interested to see if wingers are inverted or natural.
Knocks for Kone and Smyth. Maybe Varane is actually on his way out? |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:54 - Aug 15 with 2915 views | joolsyp |
Has to be handsome Ronnie and Vale in CM surely?
Bid for Varane accepted? Madsen not fully fit yet? |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:58 - Aug 15 with 2796 views | rbee |
Varane on the bench with Kamara
No Morgan
Smyth can't be 100% if Saito starts |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:58 - Aug 15 with 2805 views | HAYESBOY |
That is a head scratcher. No Varane if Madsen not available. Moving out Ronnie in a settled back 4? I agree with Burrell at 9. He is not a winger. Would of had Smith instead of Saito for work rate.
I hope it works. |  |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:59 - Aug 15 with 2777 views | EuroRanger |
Have to say that I'm a bit baffled by that lineup. I thought Madsen etc. were going to be fit for this game?
I hope I'm proven wrong but that team doesn't scream that we're ready for a physical battle to me | | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:01 - Aug 15 with 2730 views | loftus77 |
Hmmmmmmmm....is all I can say. | | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 15 with 2602 views | Discodroids |
Thats my hallucination flushed down the armitage shanks then . No Smyth. | |
| Where there's a will - and there is a will - there's a way - and there is a way. |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 15 with 2590 views | Wilkinswatercarrier |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 13:59 - Aug 15 by EuroRanger |
Have to say that I'm a bit baffled by that lineup. I thought Madsen etc. were going to be fit for this game?
I hope I'm proven wrong but that team doesn't scream that we're ready for a physical battle to me |
I am shocked by this lineup. We could just get physically steamrollered here. | |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 15 with 2578 views | Boston |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 11:22 - Aug 15 by charmr |
On the train from Baltimore to NY to meet up with QPRNYC.
Have a go at Pompey and we could get a result. Sit back! |
What bar? | |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:05 - Aug 15 with 2531 views | bosh67 |
Absolute head scratcher. Obviously Madsen not fit but no Morgan and Varane on the bench. Looks like 5-4-1 as it stands. We are entirely dependent on Edwards to hold the midfield. |  |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:07 - Aug 15 with 2458 views | Third_Division_South |
Madsen injured or offski? [Post edited 15 Aug 14:07]
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:08 - Aug 15 with 2413 views | Lblock |
Here we go (again).
All the best with that line up and I pray to all the Gods I am wrong.
We’ll get beaten up and minced today.
I will maintain my mantra that this is not a top half squad.
Not by a long shot.
Buckle up…….. |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:08 - Aug 15 with 2384 views | flynnbo |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:05 - Aug 15 by bosh67 |
Absolute head scratcher. Obviously Madsen not fit but no Morgan and Varane on the bench. Looks like 5-4-1 as it stands. We are entirely dependent on Edwards to hold the midfield. |
Varane is on the bench. |  | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:09 - Aug 15 with 2358 views | dandaqpr |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:04 - Aug 15 by Boston |
What bar? |
I think it’s called the Football Factory. At the base of the Empire State Building , apparently 👍 | | | |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:09 - Aug 15 with 2341 views | bosh67 |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:08 - Aug 15 by flynnbo |
Varane is on the bench. |
That's what I said. :) | |
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| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:15 - Aug 15 with 2128 views | monners1969 |
| Sea you Later Pompey Farton Park edition Portsmouth Vs QPR Match Thread on 14:07 - Aug 15 by Third_Division_South |
Madsen injured or offski? [Post edited 15 Aug 14:07]
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I wondered that ? Not heard any rumours but Madsen is our most sellable asset | | | |
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